January 2009
12 posts
i enjoy the word magpie.
i actually used it in a sentence about two days ago.
actually i used it as a demeaning nickname for my mother, at my mother.
i was just on itunes and found a song by paul mccartney (“the fireman” rather) called “two magpies”.
it inspired this nonsensical blogpost.
i’m feeling very glib.
and a bit melancholy.
but the magpie made me...
Watchunfortunately for me, youtube blocked my video so i just deleted it. i have been forced to post it on my facebook. where people who actually know me will see it. oh well, i’m absurd, cat’s outta the bag.
now enjoy papa roach in a new light. a technicolor light.
so you think you can dance?
well folks (the two or three of you that actually exist in this blog world), i decided to make another youtube video. this time i wasn’t kissing squirrels but i WAS dancing. and rediculously. so far i haven’t put the video together yet but i have a feeling its going to be quite enjoyable for me. and most of the world is probably going to question my sanity but, you know, im okay with...
ooooooh, nine.
2009 was going so well yet here i am, finding myself depressed once again.
my life has changed so much over the past year. 2008 was such a roller coaster. and looking back over the years before just makes it even more depressing. i miss so many things that i am incapable of bringing back into my life. i feel like a completely different person for some reason. i dunno what my deal is, but all of...
planes don't belong in rivers.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/plane_in_river
so, a plane went down in the hudson river shortly after its take off at 3:26 pm today. and what’s even stranger than a huge plane going down in a river from a flock of birds? the fact that i was napping from about 2:15 to around 3:45 and the ONLY dream i had/can remember was a large jetliner flying dangerously low and looking like it was about...
sneezing can be directly correlated to eyebrows
so that sentence isn’t exactly a truth. however, it has become a science that everytime i pluck my eyebrows i sneeze uncontrollably. i have no idea what it is, but i assume its just the sensation of the eyebrow plucking. see it hurts and sort of tickles the nose at the same time and must therefore cause the sneeze.
anyways, i told my friends about this phenomenon, and they laughed at me and...
im sorry but...
i just need to express the fact that i FUCKING love music. the end.
p.s. im a little tipsy but that is in no way influencing the amount of love i have for music. ahhhhhh.
so...you went and got a blog.
first of all, my computer HATES me right now. ive just been doing many complicated and memory gulping things at the same time and it already basically exploded on me once. the screen looked like one of those magic eye puzzles and i almost cried. but then i just turned it off and back on and pretended like nothing ever happened.
ANYWAYS… so i started a blog.
i figured it would be...