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i’m totally going to make myself get really good at the uke. like, im going to promise myself right now to start practicing more and actually learn crazy shit so that having three ukes doesn’t seem so absurd…i mean, i play them all pretty frequently but its time that i made myself better at it. the end.

"Jacobson Brothers Band" is happening.

elliotjacobson:

The likelihood of this happening soon is high, now more than ever, so I feel OK talking about this with you, being that you are highly intelligent, good looking and well mannered.

My brother is a gifted musician who plays many instruments, including drums. He’s been writing music for almost his whole life. If he could be cloned, that would be way cooler on several levels. But lucky for me, he doesn’t have a clone, so I get to be in his band. I don’t know what we’re called yet, but I’m going to type the first name I think of right now and never look back “Them Jonas Brothers.” Aw man, I looked back because I just lied to you and that name might be it, actually.

We want it to be a duo because, well, your last name isn’t Jacobson, is it? Also, the more people in the band, the quieter the drums and guitar have to be so that everything is balanced and people who love us can hear quiet things. This band will be loud. So again, no, you can’t be in this band. I think you’re great, we can talk about this in private. Why not go make homemade chicken nuggets real quick?

Here’s how:

What you need:
Package of chicken breast 
Break Crumbs
Olive Oil
Ketchup

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Wash the chicken breast, then cut off any excess fat. Then cut it into small little pieces. Depending on how your childhood went, you may prefer chicken tenders. I don’t know what that means, maybe it’s just your bag. I won’t question you, I’ll just judge you silently because I prefer nuggets. It’s not always about you, you know? Drizzle some olive oil (very small amount) over the chicken pieces. Put bread crumbs all over the chicken pieces. Make sure you get all of the sides covered. Get a baking sheet out and cover it with foil. Spray some non stick spray over that foil. Place the breaded chicken on the foil and put in oven for 12 mins. Then flip the pieces so they get crispy on both sides. Cook for another 12 mins or so, then open the oven, take out the biggest piece, cut it open and make sure it’s fully cooked. Depending on how sad you were when you ran into your kitchen to cut chicken, you may need to let this cook a little longer.

Serve hot, use ketchup. Eat alone.

I’ve heard some of these songs and I’m excited to put my spin on things. We’re going to meet a few days after Turkey day and rock out. Ideally, I would like to release an EP early next year. We may need your help.

 i love how this went from “I’M FORMING A BAND!” to “MAKE SOME FUCKIN’ NUGGETS!” and back again, all before you even knew what the fuck was happening.

Bend You Over

fuckyeahingridmichaelson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc-kbffZlMo

elliotjacobson:

andrewfutral:

I can finally announce that bess Rogers and myself are working on a Christmas ep called “chanukah for Christmas”

It will contain 3 original songs and a cover of little drummer boy … Which is pretty much just a 10 minute Elliot drum solo with bess screaming “how did you get so little?!?”

Lookfor it on iTunes in a month!

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